So….
It’s been a while since I updated this damn thing, and here I am, sitting at work, not doing much, and decided to have at it.
Event #1 – I passed my 3rd driving exam. I am now the proud holder of a motorcycle license. By all rights, I shouldn’t have, as I screwed up for a split second on the figure eights, but the examiner was looking elsewhere and didn’t see. Thursday was an angst-filled day for me, until I heard the results.
Event #2 – The con was one hell of a drag. It turned out ok, but only because I dragged every last little detail into order at the last minute. I have made my intentions clear to the new Icon manager, and he will feel the brunt of my wrath if he screws up.
Event #3 – Shannon’s Birthday was Friday, and I took her out to a nice restaurant on Thursday night, and then called her at midnight to sing happy birthday to her. Her present hasn’t arrived from the USA, which worries me.
Event #4 – I’m tying up loose ends at work, looking forward to the end of this week, when I get to prank my office, in which I inflate a ridiculous amount of balloons and stuff my office full of them, to commemorate how deflated they will be when I’m gone.
In fact, #4 reminds me how this place used to look before i arrived. What a boring environment. I hope they don’t all commit mass suicide. That’d be a damn shame.
Event #5 – As of the 15th, I will be working as a SysAdmin for a software company in Lod, and will be commuting daily. I hope I can get funding for a bike by then. Bank manager’s being an asshole, and might not play nice this time.
Event #6 – Had a last-minute guest this weekend, and we ended up going to a beach party in Herzliya, after which I got some decent sleep, and spent the day relaxing. I did not show up at & ‘s place, in case anyone was confused about that.
So that’s all for now, hope you feel informed.
I’ve got to run, going home to cook dinner for Shannon & myself!
From a lot of friends:
Seven Deadly Sins
ANGER
Who did you last get angry with?
Corporate customers
What is your weapon of choice?
Short blades
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Only if severely provoked
How about of the same sex?
Sure, and have bloodied and broken on more than one occasion.
Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
Definitely Mom
What is your pet peeve?
Acquired stupidity in intelligent people
Do you keep grudges, or can you let things go?
Don’t think I’ve ever had a grudge for more than 30 minutes
SLOTH
What is one thing you’re supposed to do daily that you have not done in a long time?
Brush my teeth. I know, that’s gross…. I’m LAZY
What is the latest you’ve ever woken up?
Dunno the hour – but I slept 30 hours straight after the Con
Name a person you’ve been meaning to contact, but haven’t.
Grandma
What is the last lame excuse you made?
I was too busy.
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
Yup. I’ve had some BORING late nights
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
Never hit snooze. It’s far away, and requires me to actually get up to shut it off.
GLUTTONY
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Cafe Aroma’s House Special
Do you eat the skin of off chicken?
No, vegetarian
Have you ever used a professional diet company?
Tried Herbalife – Is that a diet company? It sucked!
Are you anorexic?
Don’t I wish
Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?
Spicy, with a touch of salt
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, lunch?
Not really. The whole vegetarian thing works, trust me
LUST
How many people have you seen naked?
In person, over 30
How many people have seen YOU naked?
Have absolutely no idea. A lot, I’m sure. More than would have liked to…
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of the opposite sex during a normal conversation?
Staring? Glancing, the occasional look…
What is your favorite body part on the opposite sex?
Trick question! TNA, of course, legs, arms…. hell, I like the whole package, and I do NOT have body parts in my freezer!
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?
Yup. Both sides of the fence, too. Not entirely pleasant
Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
Not yet, but I give blood, and they do routine tests and will inform you if there is something wrong.
GREED
How many credit cards do you own?
2
What’s your guilty pleasure store?
eBay? olSale?
If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
Pay off debts, buy a few things, invest a buttload in real estate
Would you rather be rich, or famous?
Famous. With fame, come riches, but I just LOVE the spotlight.
Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
Still working on that….
Have you ever stolen anything?
Yep. Don’t ask
How many MP3s are on your hard drive?
Over 100GB. Lost count after a while. At least 80GB are in solid albums, tagged to the extreme
PRIDE
What one thing have you done that you’re most proud of?
Managing to get this far on the cards I’ve been dealt
What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
Dunno. Potty training? Growing up?
What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?
Teaching
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill?
Yup. The odds are better that way.
Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
Yup
What did you do today that you’re proud of?
I picked up my interim license and paid for the real one
ENVY
What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
Nobody’s specific – powerful laptop (my definition of powerful is a bit different than yours, I’m sure)
Who would you want to go on “Trading Spaces” with?
Bill Gates
If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
God
Have you ever been cheated on?
Not to my knowledge
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different?
Smaller waistline
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
Emotional response
Do you wish you’d come up with this survey?
Now that question is just annoying.
Because I thought the list was crappy anyways –
Your Taste in Music: |
| 90’s Pop: Highest Influence |
| Classic Rock: Highest Influence |
| 80’s Rock: High Influence |
| 90’s Alternative: High Influence |
| 80’s Alternative: Medium Influence |
| 80’s Pop: Medium Influence |
| 80’s R&B: Medium Influence |
| Adult Alternative: Medium Influence |
| Gangsta Rap: Medium Influence |
| Hair Bands: Medium Influence |
| Old School Hip Hop: Medium Influence |
| Progressive Rock: Medium Influence |
| 90’s Hip Hop: Low Influence |
| 90’s R&B: Low Influence |
| 90’s Rock: Low Influence |
| Alternative Rock: Low Influence |
| Country: Low Influence |
| Punk: Low Influence |
Wonder if THAT means anything….
This is by the way of , and the results are long….
| Braggart You are 85% Rational, 100% Extroverted, 42% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant. |
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You are the Braggart! Like Muhammad Ali, you would surely tell everyone that you are “The Greatest” whilst bragging incessantly about your intelligence, your skills, and your abilities. You tend to be a thinker rather than a feeler, and combined with your extroversion and arrogance, this makes you someone who probably just LOVES to brag about his accomplishments. Despite this, however, you are a very gentle, tender person and truly care about others’ feelings. You just happen to care more about yourself. Unlike Ali, of course, you are rather rational as opposed to emotional, and you are also much more gentle. But his arrogance and extroversion best reflect the most visible aspects of your personality. Your personality defect is the fact that you are extremely overconfident, extroverted, and perhaps rather lacking in emotions. YOU ARE THE GREATEST! Or so you keep telling yourself every night, in hopes that eventually everyone else on the planet will agree. Well, sorry, we probably won’t. To put it less negatively: 1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive. 2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted. 3. You are more GENTLE than brutal. 4. You are more ARROGANT than humble. Compatibility: Your exact opposite is the Bitch-Slap. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Haughty Intellectual, and the Capitalist Pig. * *
If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you The other personality types: The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble. The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble. The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant. The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble. The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant. The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble. The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant. |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Personality Defect Test written by saint_gasoline on OkCupid Free Online Dating |
Here’s one weird one that took entirely too long to do:
| Jerklet Jerking purity = 65% |
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While you may be more experienced than the average masturbator, there’s no denying that you don’t really have your heart set on this whole beating-off project. Did you really have to renew your subscription to Playboy for another ten years? Please just make whatever purchase you’ve decided on so I can help the next customer. |
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My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Thinking Man’s Masturbation Test written by mimsably on Ok Cupid |